this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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