is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i need some magic done to my vagina
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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