I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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