fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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