is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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