Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Someone shit on the floor
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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