Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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