Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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