I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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