My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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