dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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