JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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