Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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