people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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