So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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