i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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