I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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