Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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