why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize
