Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Randomize
