PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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