Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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