But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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