So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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