what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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