don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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