i don't like sucking hair
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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