i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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