just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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