Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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