the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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