I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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