Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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