Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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