I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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