I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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