I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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