I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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