the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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