Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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