in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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