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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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