listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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