the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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