Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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