it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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