I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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