How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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