At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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