In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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