walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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