Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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