One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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