Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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