was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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