In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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