at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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