Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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