I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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