Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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