he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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